Did you know?

Did you know that when I was:

1 y/o: My mom said I had eaten my own feces when she left me in my cradle.Haha!Ewwwww
2 y/o: I had a Barbie collection and they’re all kept in a glass cabinet.
3 y/o: My dad’s friend accidentally hit his cigarette stick on my right knee and that it left a scar.
4 y/o: I and my brother were admitted at CDUH because of food poisoning.
5 y/o: I joined a parade and for the very first time I was the muse.
6 y/o: When I was enrolled in kindergarten, I had these classmates namely Carlos Marty, Collin, Miguel and Elsie who happened to be my classmates again in highschool. It’s really good to have these people around me.
7 y/o: I started to have crushes! Yeah..I could still remember that boy’s name. He was Karl. I don’t know if he still exists right now. I also had lots of achievements at this age. I was granted a scholarship for winning an interschool quiz bowl competition.
8 y/o: I was transferred to another school. And I had this boy classmate who kept bullying me. He once boxed me and kept teasing me. I really bet he liked me hahaha he just can’t admit it because he knew then I was not going to like him in return.
9 y/o: This year was so unforgettable to me. First, this was when I had severe stomach ache that I wasn’t able to help it and I defecated at school. It was so embarrassing at the same time relieving. Hahaha…Second, I saw my crush’s THE-NOT-TO-BE-MENTIONED thing! Oh yeah..I was turned off cause he didn’t wear an underwear.Nyahahaha
10 y/o: I practiced wearing bra!Hahaha. I started to have my breasts developed at a very young age.
11 y/o: I had my first menses. This was the age also when I had my first boyfriend.Hahahahahaha…You might say I was very young though, but honestly speaking, I was very matured when I was in grade five. And you would be shocked if I say that he was 2 years older than me. Yeah right. And before we ended as lovers, we had a very romantic story. Hahaha…His friend was actually the first one to like me. And we just knew each other through his friend who happened to court me at that time. Puppy love indeed.
12 y/o: I was the center of controversy in our school. Aside from the spreading rumors/fact that a grade 6 student and a 2nd year HS were lovers, a 3rd year HS also courted me and did all his best to win my heart. Hahahaha. He was like a fool. That’s all I could say.
13 y/o: Highschool Oh Highschool. I was a newbie in ACT. I met new faces. And these new faces became my true friends. I could still remember when we were suspended because of stepping in to class under the influence of alcohol. We were at the stage of curiosity and we wanted to try everything.
14 y/o: I had a secret cellphone. It was given by Arvin. It was a secret because my parents did not know about it. We used to talk late at night. It was at this time when SUN unli call was expensive.
15 y/o: I won Miss Intramurals.
16 y/o: I was crowned 1st runner-up during the Miss Talisay City Sports Olympic Division Meet. It was an interschool competition.
17 y/o: College! I took Nursing as my course. Actually this was not really my first choice. I wanted to study Pol Sci and pursue Law after graduating. But my family and my titas and cousins most of them are in the medical field. They said it would be much easy for me to have a job outside Phil. If take nursing so yeah yeah I ended a bandwagon.
18 y/o: Chickenpox, Acute Bronchitis,and Blurred visionwhat are those???I had all of these when I started to have stressful and sleepless nights of studying. Well, Im a good student what else can I do?Hahahaha…I had chickenpox last December and it totally freaked the hell out of me. I got it from my fucking brother who happened to bring the virus in our house from his classmate. Acute Bronchitis, I got this infection from riding jeepney whenever my dad can’t drive me to school I guess. I’m allergic to dusts. Blurred vision is okay because it’s one sign of aging I must say. Hahaha.